Welcome to Loopy Fruit Audio Network podcast!
David and Raul, your gay podcasting hosts!
(Gay Caucasian and Gaysian)
Happy Holidays!
Merry Christmas, et al!
Voices for Diversity (VFD) singing group
Raul is the only Gaysian in VFD
Jai Ho!
Experience singing in a choir?
Lacrimosa!
David and MJ's collection of Santa Hats, m'ber?
Raul's new furniture and design!
Light fixture looks like...
In the bathroom
Taping the mirror to prevent bad luck
Tools not owned
Butch moments short lived
Taking Raul out in his b-day!
Uncommon Ground, Evita sleepover!
Looking up to see the glories of Christmas! (WTF!)
Christmas tv episodes on movie night
Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics by South Park
Famous Golden Girls line in Christmas episode
Blue Christmas cocktail (thank you, Tony!)
Brony's Pajama Thanksgiving
Underworld
Saved
Lined "I am FILLED with Christ's love!"
Gurl's night in
Is the tv being mounted or you?
Going out in your own apartment building
Big Holiday Party
Ryan and Paul's bar
Eric's Christmas Trees
Fight over panties
Climb every mountain!

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listener line: 206.984.3766

Music by PG; Lyrics by Loopy Fruit

Hi - this is David and Raul
We're from Loopy Fruit dot com
Wishing you and yours a very Merry Christmas,
Happy Hanukkah,
And a Happy New Year!

All bundled up we're ready to shop
Bells are ringing children are singing
Christmas is near just a skip and a hop
A wonderful feeling in our heart is stirring.

Let's start on Mich Ave and take in the sights
There's a hot muscle elf in extra tight tights
Check out his package with ribbons and bows
All that tinsel he's *gotta* be a 'mo!

(Chorus)
Listen hard to Loopy Fruit, Loopy Fruit dot com
Come and have a Rosy Pom,
Ooooo ooooo!
Loopy Fruit dot com!

Christmas comes but once a year
Let's go and spread that Christmas cheer
Listen hard to Loopy Fruit
Ooooo! (Loopy fruit dot com) (2x)

There's a huge fruit basket for all of our friends
It has apples and oranges, lemons and pears
Lots of nice gifts are under the tree
I hope at least one is a g-string for me!

Now I'm sitting on Santa Daddy's lap (snap!)
I tell him my secrets and play with his hat
He knows I've been a really good boy
For sure he'll give me that special toy!

Chorus (2x)

Listen hard to Loopy Fruit, Loopy Fruit dot com
Come and have a Rosy Pom,
Ooooo ooooo!
Loopy Fruit dot com!

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You have reached Loopy Fruit Audio Network podcast!
Thank you for joining us!
David and Raul, your Gay Caucasian and Gaysian hosts
(Podcast ambush!)
Mute listeners--dumb?
No more shielding for the ladies
Cocktail party do's and don'ts
The rest of America..
The Donut Whisperer
People that ANNOY David so much!
Human Arrow in hotel lobby
[Offensive material]
Feeling like Helen K
Hair talk
Raul's manscaping
Peach fuzz
David and MJ's domesticity
Christmas shopping early
B-I-G books from Borders
Dim Sum last week!
Shout out: Jason and Bo!
Bo is his Boo
2012 movie review
Shout out: DJ Randle El!
End of the world?
Still no gay marriage
Equality standpoints
Rage Rage Rage AIDS AIDS AIDS
Angels In America on DVD
Favorite naked man
Patrick Wilson's jiggle
Emma Thompson
Justin Kirk
Mary Louise Parker
New Christmas music:
Sting's "If On A Winter's Night..." 
Decorating too early
Macy's playing Christmas music
September 1st in the Philippines
Lazy folks
Nephews from Australia
Straight No Chaser "Christmas Cheers" 
David Phelps 
Calling Loopy David on the carpet!
Merry Little.. not referring to height
Loopy Fruit anniversary
Wrapping it up?

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listener line: 206.984.3766

Hello! You have reached Loopy Fruit podcast!
Thanks for joining us!
David and Raul, your hosts
(did you know they are Gay Caucasian and Gaysian)
Spit shine
Why are you so happy all the time?
Raul keeping hands where you can see them
Shout outs: Keith and Jimmy!
(a different Keith)
Boyztown tours: Din din @ Nookies
Trixie to F*ggot ratio
DJ Randle L champagne brunch
Free press: Duffy's
Painfully straight
All it takes to make a gay bar
Duffy the Beer Slayer
Filipino Queens (redundant)
THank you, Girls movie
"All of them f*ggots"
Too much style for one gender
Man b**bs, or hormonally enhanced?
Art is a mirror of life
Capturing the silliness
Raul's language growing up
You're the cat's *ss
Gay brothers
Free press: Viet Bistro
Loves me some rice
Sweet potato treat
Are we still talking about shrimp
Looking down on the shorties
David's costume for Halloween
Storage unit as closet

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Hello everyone!
You have reached Loopy Fruit Audio Network Podcast!
David, Gay Caucasian and
Raul, Gaysian, your hosts!
Please welcome BRONY (Bruce and Tony)!
In the car on our way to Poplar Grove to see...
Edward's Apple Orchard
GPS are a-hummin'
Backseat is the safest place to drive
Matching the background to drivers' license
Diva David's birthday surprise
Tony knows what David likes (check out that naked man wrapping paper)
"Pleasure is the only thing to live for. Nothing ages like happiness!"
Quote from Oscar Wilde
Big Apple birthday
Male model: Austin Wayne
Raul distracted by nudity
Gently opening the package
100 Things You're Not Supposed to Know
by Russ Kick
Men have clitori (large cl*ts)
Dayden Pierce
Fetuses masturbate
Valerio
One of the popes wrote an erotic book
She did it all day (the zesty zygote)
Don't show the picture to the fetus
Double-decker Grayline Bus Tours
Going to Harlem!
World Trade Center site
The Village
Birthplace of the gay rights movement:
The Stonewall Inn
"I want my right to do what I want"
David's obsessions
Going over the Manhattan Bridge
Raul attending the US Open when he was 21.95
Tennis Teeny Boppers
Tony's first bubble tea in Chinatown NYC
How tall? With heels
It's just tapioca (fish eyes)
Today Show taping
Justin Bieber
Jenna Bush
Blitzing Keith with texts
Surprising Keith at Tre Kroner
Hello, Mr. Anderson!
Catholic family
Birth control is prayer
Pink says leave my alone, I'm lonely
Tornado missed the orchard

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Welcome to Loopy Fruit Audio Network podcast!
David, Gay Caucasian and Raul, Gaysian welcome you!
Please welcome back our dear friend Greg!
Snotty attitude, little sicky
After Dark at the Modern Wing (in the Art Institute of Chicago)
Shout out: Brony! (Bruce and Tony)
Second only to MoMa
Straighties trolling, on the prowl
Shout out: Sarah! (a tricksie no less)
Age game
"I'd do you, show the junk"
Haters in Human Resources
Lisa Kudrow in "P.S. I Love You"
Gerard Butler, such a hottie
Questionnaire
Hey, are you gay?
No gay bash
@mosphere http://www.atmospherebar.com
Sean Taylor, dancer. Hello, sexiness!
Let's play Grindr in the bar
Imagine Sean Taylor...
Let's talk about the...
Data hog
Free wifi - fair trade
Tranny friend since 16
That's right, Sheryl Crow
Not seeing a friend naked
Raul's 10 man shower
Do you still have your willy
She has access to it!
Tennis plans ditched
Loving GLEE! 
Watch it on Hulu 
Music on Glee
I've known since you were three
Dropping an iPhone
Leather hip holster for iPhone
Where's my phone?
Dane Cook's story about his urine soaked mobile phone
Blackberry in toilet
Crackberry assassins
Thank you Greg and Scott!

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The Loopy Fruit (we're in Chicago)!
Hello Ladies!
David and Raul are your hosts
Gay Caucasian and Gaysian!
Please welcome back our special guest, Keith!
Cattle Call, drag revue
Vikki Spykke!
She's a remarkable Morticia (and more)
The Addams Family Musical
Hottsie Tottsie feeling up Keith
(check him out on Muscle Bear: UniforMuscle)
David's guitar practice schedule
Californication starring David Duchovny
Tried to make him to go rehab... he said, yes yes yes
David's travels to Iowa City
Shout out: Alena!
Shout out: Kevin!
What a wonderful city... Go Hawkeyes!
The World's Fair in St. Louis 1904
The Louisina Purchase Exposition
Philippine exhibit and The University of Iowa connection
Keith introduced to Grindr app
Guys with iPhones http://guyswithiphones.com/
Keith's colonoscopy
Serena Williams beration and other outbursts
Lady Foot Locker
Don't Cry for Me Argentina
(South Carolinian inserted himself)
Jackie's Loneliest Battle
"Truth is rarely pure and never simple." --Oscar Wilde
And another!
"Be yourself; everyone else is already taken." --Oscar Wilde
Jackie's dignity
Annual checkups
Prostate tests
Harry Potter re-read
Author Scott Turow
P!nk http://www.pinkspage.com
Cuz I Can! by P!nk
New HIV vaccine hope
The Boys Are Back film
Weeds on DVD from Showtime
Black Book
Tricky Dicky
Dear Mr. President by P!nk
Behind the scenes

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Welcome to LFAN!
How are you?
Presenting David and Raul, your hosts!
(Gay Caucasian and Gaysian)
Iced coffee from..
Househunters
Brother is a Baronness
David is Barefoot
Tranny Goose stories
Grunt like a pro
See how real it is?
Craigslist adventure
Raul must be a tricksie
My friend thinks you're hot
Tranny don't listen
Springing out of bed
Flashing a little tt
Man up!
Take number
Grindr sleaze - profile change
Look for the 438 pounder
Free press: House 5863 (North Glenwood) Bed and Brekkie
Restaurant Sarejevo serving Bosnian cuisine
Disaster zone--cleaning out a closet
David found his four wisdom teeth
The first cut is the deepest
Blood focused! True Blood
Shout out: Bruce and Tony!
Blood inspired appetizers
Sexy Men Lite
Not enough tricks or treats
Start saving for Christmas now
Fitty bucks a paycheck
Music mix @ end

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listener line: 206.984.3766

Welcome to Loopy Fruit Audio Network Podcast!
David and Raul bid you welcome!
This is David, Gay Caucasian and
Raul, Gaysian!
Raul's labels
Secret destination, easy breezy
Skin protection factor
Boom Boom Pow by the Black Eyed Peas
Vampire mix inspired by True Blood:
Where Does My Heart Beat Now by Celine Dion
Love Song for a Vampire by Annie Lennox
Do It Again by Five Times August
Bad Things by Jace Everett
Possum Kingdom by Toadies
Professional Widow (Vampire Mix) by Tori Amos
The Vampire by Buffy Sainte-Marie
Lights Out by Butch Walker
Vampire Blues by Neil Young
Deep Down and Dirty by Stereo MC's
Hells Bells by AC/DC
Watch My Mouth by Cazwell
Walkin' After Midnight by Patsy Cline
Bleeding Love by Leona Lewis
We don't care about Paula Abdul leaving American Idol
(We're over her)
Synching David's digital library
Five Guys for lunch 
Cleaning technique
Grindr app on iPhone
No picture? You IS ugly
Whitman's Sampler
Auntie Vera Charles' Friday song (heard on a Friday)!
Olive complexion (extra virgin)
Big Jones in Andersonville 
Weenie Roast update
Photos of good clean fun
Ice Cream Social in office building
Park Grill treat
Grindr messages
Personality required - pet pictures?
Farmer's Market bagette for (f*ggots)
Binney's cheese
TMI lactose
Raul's turbo jet propulsion
Lighter and gas tank
Over the counter fist shake

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WELCOME to the show!
David and Raul are at it.
Thank you for listening to Loopy Fruit Audio Network!
We update the ladies on our summer and discuss
- iPhones - beaches - Michael Jackson
- Boston - Italian friends - Chinese interns
- Spring Awakening - Duncan Sheik
- Oriental Theatre - Panda Express

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listener line: 206.984.3766

Welcome to Loopy Fruit Audio Network!
Thank you for listening!
Introducing your hosts: David, Gay Caucasian and
Raul, Gaysian!
Funny looking early in the morning
Giving and getting theories
David's BIG NEWS
Shout out: Chelsea!
Boyz and their toyz
Speeding up podcasts
What is the speed of a chipmunk?
Gerard Butler
Jennifer Faus' text movie review
Looking at Gerard Butler
Scared of Angelie's lips
Ryan's and Gerard's steel blue eyes
Crammed full of goodies
Finding your way under the sheets
Flip my Zippo
Rob Thomas Fan Base app
Apple remote app
Piping the music
Boston Duck Tours http://www.bostonducktours.com
Lake Michigan cabin on Indiana Coast
Dropping a phone in the toilet
Great fears
Goodbye, Lassie - it's your fault you climbed in the alligator's mouth
Cat Publa Shawn
Climate change

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You have reached Loopy Fruit dot com podcast!
Welcome and thank you for TUNING in
David and Raul have been on summer hiatus but we are back!
We have some special guests..
We're talking about tennis, iPhones and our beautiful Asian friends!

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David and Raul want to wish you...
Happy Pride!
Happy Independence Day!

and also say that while we are shocked and still grieving

Long Live the King of Pop

Michael Jackson!

Welcome to Loopy Fruit dot com!
with David and Raul, your hosts
Please welcome, Ryan, our special guest!
New rule: The husband has to work shirtless in the yard
Student of the flesh
Clinical Massage Therapy
[name of show]
Wait, I'm touching men, too?
Your mama isn't above the law
Knowing 24 other students very well (with every body difference)
Cadaver studies
Ryan's massage room
New Age music while working
Wearing loose clothes and a smile
Learning how not to massage - don't burn up your hands
Intense schedule for massage school
Soma Institute
Raul's netbook needs massaging
Voice for healing
Gluteus Maximus not forbidden
Covering it all up (the goodie / naughty bits)
Working through clothes is most difficult
Chiro vs. massage
Muscle stim
Hosts with the most - gift for entertaining
Paul is the tent man
Great mix of guests
Exotic dancers at Weenie Roast
Hiding from strippers, Raul's fine with watching
Origins of the Weenie Roast
Party pad!
Treasure trail - scouting out talent
Sticky whip
Ryan's direct way with wait staff
Free Press: Chicago Diner (vegetarian delight!)
Shout outs: Vegans!
Douglas at Bistro Campagne!
Dinner group rating system
Best restaurant yet?
Puerto Rican Pride
Paul's mad skills on Excel
David's mixology
No ham for Ryan
Moist cupcake!
Luv ya' mean it!

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Welcome to the Loopy Fruit dot com podcast!
David and Raul, your Gay Caucasian and Gaysian hosts
Joining us in the studio is Randy!
All about the rice
Whooping booty (on the tennis court)
Raul couldn't handle Randy's shot
Not keeping score?
Calendar Gays
Brother just turned.. another year older
Visting with David's 'rents
Shamed!
Randy's folks
Near Paw Paw?
Otsego, Michigan Indian name
Meeting Brony at Midsommerfest
Shout out: Keith!
True Blood vampire series on HBO 
Since Judy (Garland)
Which diva for Randy?
Bette channeling
Barry Manilow
So many Divas for David
Filipino movie in Park Ridge (it's a big one)
2 Giggly Gaysians, nothing sweeter
Sweet Rice
Problems with Pad Thai
Pride week gets HOT
Martha Wash @ Pride Fest
Some Loopy History
Super sonic sopranos
Clean living? Bad influences
Black and Blue Ball 2009 had great music
Randy mixes music!
CD handling rules by David
Paul Oakenfold
Victor Cauldoron
Junior Vasquez
Screamin' Divas at Roscoe's
Slammin' Randy (and on tennis court)
New Techno
Pride classis mix
Raul's speedo
Gaysians pulling them off
Dancing like Elaine...NO
Extra cash dancing at Lucky Horseshoe
Never seen David run
String break experiment
Needs balls and jockstrap to play
Caution in the sun
Pasty or smart with high SPF
Rubbing it in at the nude beach
Harry's mother's beach (Osterman)
Not gagging to be married
If you're gagging for Sweet Rice...
Free press: Chicago Diner vegetarian cuisine
Boneless vegetarian BBQ wings
Seitan
Just bring the racket
Tennis rituals between boys
Wii differences
Hey Mr. DJ
Happy Summer Solstice!

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listener line: 206.984.3766

Welcome to Loopy Fruit podcast!
This is a short one - pocket sized - yet more than a 'Bonus Moment' - we gave this one a number!
Listen for Outtakes,
Sound clips,
Favorite lines,
Promos!
Luv ya, mean it!

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listener line: 206.984.3766

Hello, beautiful people!
Welcome to Loopy Fruit... sending a
BIG Gay Asian and Caucasian welcome to you
David and Raul, your hosts
Oprah's grilled chicken coupon from
KFC story
With two sides and NOW a free Pepsi
Corporate slogan
Shout out: Eric and Morrie!
Raul's grill
French candy
151 filled with hotties
Translate Filipino movie yummies
Twilight Dancers
Bikini Open
Gaysian for Pay
Bridal Shower
Understatment
Not sticky
Christian Bautista
Toastiness and passing
Blueblood and Translucent and
Paper White
Cable-free AGAIN
Better ways to lose money
Sunday decisions
Red line train story with Keith
"Ode to a Power Bottom"
What do you think of the guy next to me
Raul's commute
Susan Boyle
Adam Lambert
Chris Allen
Diversity
Dane Cook's pumping iron
Hot vs. Good Looking
We mean guys but say girls

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listener line: 206.984.3766

Welcome to Loopy Fruit Audio Network podcast!
Your hosts: David, Gay Caucasian and Raul, Gaysian
So many f-----s in the room!
(Recorded live from Raul's living room)
Please welcome our special guests!
Greg, Scott, Randy, Keith and MJ!
All over the menu queen
Toasting the memory of all those who came before us
Three hankies for Raul 
Gold star Gay
Color codes: Red, Yellow, Gold
Urinetown
Air quotes TENNIS
Red and white gingham
Keith as Concierge in Executive House Hotel
International Mister Leather vs. 
Midwestern Women's Gospel Choir
Bible thumping Krishnas and Big Leather Brunos
Grabby Awards under Raul's balcony
Miss Honey West
Chi Chi LaRue 
Best carpet.. scene goes to ?
Stockroom catalog-the best of sexual technology
Latex cube with a man inside
Versatile machine better centerpiece than a re-stringing machine
Raul's a great player
Leather stuff
Collapsible furniture
Piercing booth with Prince Albert
Adventures floor to floor
But welcome anyone purdy
Pecs and Personality Contest
If he were a dog..
Dog tag says Ultimate Jock
Randy ran 10K in Gay Games
Gay field guide as bucket list
Dressed up for IML
What's THIS and WHY
Randy wins jockiest award
Gang shower built for 10
Shout out: KC listeners!
Leather wrist band "What Would Martha Do?"
Left/dominate, right/submission
Proper Gay Education
Avenue Q!
Exposing yourself (to new things or to others)
Failed Facebook connection (and a successful Facebook connection as well)
Shaved together in shower
Specialty stroke
Gay age
Sex on first date?
Tipping entertainment with dollars at the Lucky Horseshoe
Private party (Invited to buy a ticket)
Washing the hankies

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Hello, everyone!
Welcome to Loopy Fruit dot com podcast!
There are four of us today...
David and Raul, your Gay Caucasian and Gaysian hosts (respectively) are joined by...
Greg!
and Scott!
(Thank you again, Keith, for the Vanity Fair magazine!)
Raul was LATE
Air quotes TENNIS
Interviewing strippers
Greg is trans
(as in transversing continents!)
Chiner and Taiwainer
Surprisingly emotional sending Greg to China
You need to take half of Walgreens
Holes in the floor toilets
Do they eat enough
The Belgium of Asia
Chinese drivers
Nothing wrong with Motel 6
Hotel peep show
Three day notice for trip?
Foot massage and fish exfoliation
Where the fish be at?
Little fishies entertain me
Good at NOT scratching the paint
Secret store
Vender's treats
Not forced to eat chicken feet
Duck head dish
Pig's ear
Century egg
Spicy Szechuan
Cheers before imbibing
Xie xie ni!
pronounced Shay shay NAY!
Chicago gifts to Chinese peops
Astrological fried cookies
Sexy sounds in room next door
My Little LITTLE pony
International incident
Teipei 101 building 
Six inches on Willis Tower
Paper lantern instructions
Scott coping with Greg's absence
Loving first class flying

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You have reached Loopy Fruit dot com podcast!
Cream montage
Hello to the lovely listeners
David and Raul, your Gay Caucasian and Gaysian hosts
(All the good stuff, all that jazz)
Early brekkie
Obstaining from donuts (fried dough)
Bacon, pork belly
Some things you will have to deny yourself
Fat and greasy food = fat and greasy dude
How do you look naked
Cubs game rundown!
Thank you, Jason!
Reaching for his peanuts
Going to the trough
Striptease
Lucky charms for the Cubbies
Raul's visit to a Sox game
Northside Twist
Hot dogs at the park--eat it
So butch: baseball, tennis, not putting on dresses
Experiencing the other side, expanding our horizons
Fun things twice
New Star Trek movie 
Chris Pine is so fine 
DREAMBOAT
Shattering and re-configuring the Star Trek franchise (in a great way)
Spock, Uhura, Chekov, Sulu and
Well-behaved movie crowd
Cheering for a movie (but not in a tennis match)
Celine Dion dance re-mix
David's 90s music
Some new music: Hoobastank, Cascada
Live Radiohead
Live Robert Plant
Alison Krause
YouTubing Jekyll & Hyde 
Linda Eder 
Dabbling in Buffy
Arrested Development
Jason Bateman

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Welcome!
It's David and Raul, nothing but mammals, your hosts of
Loopy Fruit Audio Network podcast!
(Gay Caucasian and Gaysian)
CPD, Special Victims Unit
Asian multitasking
Bacon's working with numbers
Loving Chicago weather (more MMM for your buck)
Strong BLACK
Killing rats
Hello Kitty air freshener gaying up the car
Baby netbook recording music
Watching Krod Mandoon
Sean McGuire's rippling body
Wolverine bootleg
Hugh Jackman's verticle smile
Raul squirming on hot seat
Kansas City Bar-B-Q is not a code word
"People are idiots"
Left lane closed ahead means...
Car with top down - getting blown
Diana Ross' questions
Listening to Anita Baker
Doing it like mammals
Everytime you see a rainbow
God likes to watch
"From a Distance" from?
Harry Potter artifacts at Chicago's Museum of Science and Industry
Daniel Radcliff's peach fuzz
Hottie alert on Lakeshore Drive
Spandau Ballet
Beanie Baby road kill
First family's pet is a Portie
Windows commercial
Raving on Raul's Eee-PC
Rambling man - girls on the go
Brony's moved in
Woodworkers
Ate a plate
Running on the trail
Chinese explorer Marco Polo
Little fishy nibbles
Cubs game eve
Jonas Brothers growing on David
David Cook
Gay baseball terms

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Hi! How are you?
You have reached Loopy Fruit Audio Network podcast!
This is David, Gay Caucasian and Raul, Gaysian
Caught in a rain storm, Raul's rescue
Tennis sign up at North End
Doubles on Clay (Aiken?)
Shout out: Brony!
Shackin' it up
Straw hat from Brown Elephant
Classic Loopy Fruit outing
Tracking the bus
David's GPS fun
Turn bloody left, for the sake of the Queen, turn left! (you queen)
Raul's netbook Eee-PC
Shout out: Anne and Igor!
Clean Sweep has the hottest carpenters
Eric Stromer
Living in Raul's car
A First in LFAN history
David's new food policy
Working at McDonald's
Never enough of Raul to go around
(Too muckin' fuch)
Whitest friend
Title of show
Peeve of TB at Symphony
Save your cough for intermission
EMS firetruck
On Lakeshore Drive - will you bike the drive?
Mist and fog
Hours of New Age
Parking meters changed in Chicago
Songs from 1990
Go West
There's a part of me lyric
When your favorite band disbands
Where in China is Greg?

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Welcome to Loopy Fruit Audio Network podcast!
David, Gay Caucasian and
Raul, Gaysian...
welcome the quiet, shy ladies!
David's jelly bean collection
Pink Peeps deprivation
The Dove Fairy Bunny
Teasing the Guncles
82 pounds of Raul's sweets
Filipino salt lick
The Limp Wristers
Sore, and not the biggest losers
Rump rub vs. pat
Kissing the guns
Gay to-do list entry: (blank) a tattoo
Shout out: Brad! 773podcast.com!
Sharing the load / podcast burden
Meeting PNS Explosion, Wanda Wisdom in person
Greg *IS* going to China
Free press: Demera Ethiopian Restaurant
Eating Ethiopian style
Vino man
Susan Boyle, Susan Boyle, Susan Boyle!
Susan's video clips
Acapelican a cappella
Water works where?
Drinking the Kool-Aid
International stardom
Stars aligning for one moment in time
Asian math
Free press: Wow Bao
Yogurt drinks like Danactive
Trumpeting then leaving room, or else you clear it
One Pear
Shake what your mama gave you, but not your baby
Wonder Twin Powers

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Nacho Mama Montage!
Welcome to Loopy Fruit podcast!
David and Raul, your hosts
MJ is making lentil soup
LFAN's new voicemail is 206.984.3766!
Cooking with the Moosewood Cookbook
Vegetarian joke from David's Mom
Mother's Day gifts
Gay sons make the best daughters
Turning the son?
Big Gay Salad
Heck no? Eff that!
Sean Maguire 
Kröd Mändoon and the Flaming Sword of Fire
Filipinas looking Mexican
Remembering comedienne names
Mark McGwire hunky
Meet the Spartans 
Trust Me starring Eric McCormack and Tom Cavanagh
Chocolate that dribbles
A friend going to China
Free press: Yang's 
Chine-Easy Chop Suey
Surrounded by Gaysians
Asian manner lesson
Southern Abrubt vs. Him-Haw
City door holding
Proximity issues
Sidewalk and social frictions
Dogs, alcohol and drag queens
Summer dos
Tennis indoors
I'm serving, LOVE!
In tennis, love means nothing
(MJ blanching tomatoes in background)
Butch practice and sports scores

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David, Gay Caucasian and
Raul, Gaysian - your hosts
At the Midway Airport - how do you get here? (LSD to I-55 to Cicero)
Getting lost - MJ calls in
Bacon says hi to the ladies!
Real people like us and put up with us, really
Sidetrack Show tunes on Friday
Hit on by Strange Tattooed Man
Say it like you mean it
(Airplane flyover)
Shout out: Brian and Guy!
Birthday Month of Aaron and Greg
Three tries for Star Trek Gift Card
Inducing diabetic coma with sweetness
Guess the cost of this old laptop again
David's freaky funny journal entries
100MB Zip Disc?
Possible material for a book
Favorite authors: Drew Ferguson, Stephen McCauley
"I need a man to hug and kiss"
Amanda Hoogenkist
Raul's mama doesn't like his drama
Title of show
Pizzeria treat - in Raul's hood
Fun at Target with Raul's car!
Cheating the system, not doing American duty (dooty)
Imaginary audience
In David and MJ's room
The comic is Jim Gaffigan
Lisa Keith "Walking in the Sun"
Regine Velasquez
Filipina!
The Crazy Frog
Short Ribs, the Queen
Tall Obamas
James Cromwell portrayed Prince Phillip, Duke of Edinburgh
BAD GINGER BOY
When you're bad, you know I'm better
2016 Chicago in lights on highrise office building downtown
Protesters wanted a little sompin, sompin
Raul's journaling last summer on iNotes helped
Angry waves on Lake Michigan
Watchmen twice?
Blue Man Group vs. Dr. Manhattan
Milli Vanilli moment
11th Anniversary of David and MJ
Get off that soapbox
Audio journaling is therapeutic
Shout out: Jenn and the twins!
Breathe "Jonah" from "All That Jazz" album
Shout out: Pinoyboy!

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David and Raul, your Gay Caucasian and Gaysian hosts, welcome you
Particular weather in Chicago today (last Sunday in March 2009)
Roll up the snowpeople, stick the carrot in
Big sourdough (b)aggot
Extra virgin olive skinned beauty
Raul's melon
Musk vs. honeydew
Honey, do me
Bottled water?
Name the comic
The Watchmen
Glowing blue!
Patrick Wilson was juicy
Title of show
Earth Hour rundown
Wedding guests included five gayz
I could've danced all night!
Rubbernecking a car accident
Men dancing at wedding
Nothing runs like a...
I didn't know he had a boy!
(But Blind and Deaf know)
Raul lost in cleavage
Christina Aguilera car
Midway Airport
Playing Rook (cardgame) in candlelight
Nelly Furtado
Ice falling on Raul's car
David's snowflake sweater
Filipino punctuality
Your own Earth Hour - sit in the dark
Listen to Feast of Fun!

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Welcome to the Loopy Fruit Audio Network!
David and Raul, your hosts
(Gay Caucasian and Gaysian!)
White Cheeked Gibbon cage!
We're outside at the Lincoln Park Zoo
Starting a new religious sect
Hot Daddy watch
Battlestar Galactica series finale
More Sci-fi:
New Caprica series
Eric Stoltz, Ginger
David and Raul volunteering
at a nursing home
"I'm not helpless, I'll get it myself!"
Staying healthy
Aging is a harsh mutha
Getting run over by a CTA bus or a Mack truck
Or an airplane
Getting paid for a wellness check, health risk questionnaire
Scars on white, brown people
Don't scratch the paint
Raul's mole patrol in the dark
Missing Bacon in Morocco
"Lonely No More" by Rob Thomas
"My hands are small, I know, but they're not yours, they are my own"
--Jewel
Two Fat Ladies 
Cream, butter and lard
Bubble (Bang) and Squeak
Giving grandma a makeover
Photophobia 
Dance, monkey, dance! Entertain us
Italian cuisine free press: Trattoria Trullo 
for David and MJ's dinner group
Avoidance used as a social technique
No notes or points in Loopy Fruit
It's not even long - that's what she said
Not quite Special Olympic bowlers
Lung test (blowing practice)
Where's Madam Fong?
Hottie alert and the nervous look of a woman
Future Loopy Fruit guests
Let's go see the Great Apes!

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You have reached Loopy Fruit Dot Com!
David and Raul welcome you!
Stabbing on the Ides of March
An Irishmen walks out of the bar...
The Cabin Relief Show at the Wilmette Theatre featuring:
Vikki Spykke!
The most amazing drag show this side of Las Vegas!
How to Tip a Drag Queen
Viviana Mendez (Madonna, Cyndi Lauper, Boots, Fever)!
Monique Greene (Whitney, Beyonce, Rihanna, Mary J. Blige)!
Angelique Munro (Ann Margret, Carrie Underwood, Sheena Easton, Annie Lennox)!
Vikki Spykke as Celine Dion, Morticia Addams
BOBBY!
I Like Them Big and Stupid by Julie Brown
Vikki Spykke does personal drag performances! Let us know, we'll send on her e-mail to you!
Bananas Foster Cafe 
Mariette in Ecstasy by Ron Hansen
See the play at Lifeline Theatre!
Homo-alone, no movie cheating with Watchmen
Moral dilemma with brother bullets
Hunting with David's dad
Werewolf protection
Jasper Redd
"A camera doesn't take pictures, pictures take pictures"

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Welcome to the 100th
Loopy Fruit Audio Network podcast!
David, Gay Caucasian and
Raul, Gaysian, are your hosts
Feeling the love!
Voicemail gifts from wonderful people!
Keith
Chris
Greg G.
Auntie Vera Charles and Conscience from 
VeraSpeaks.com! 
MJ
Tony
Madge Weinstein from
YeastRadio.com! 
Cheryl Merkowski from
Whorehole.org! 
Southern Joe
Jason and David P.
Mystery Guest!
thank you, Thank You, THANK YOU, everyone!
It's been a great run for our first 100 episodes, thank you!
Extended Outro Music

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Welcome to Loopy Fruit!
Presenting your hosts, David and Raul!
First hottie alert
Jonesin' for our parking spot at Trader Joe's
David's Florida rundown, jealous?
Google the Spaghetti Pie recipe
Flight Lady
Baconator in Florida, too
James Brown moment
Raul in Dallas, it blows
King Tutankhamun
Shout out: Rob and Plus One!
Grammy's
Jonas Brothers
Come on, Stevie, show us what you got?
RuPaul's Drag Race
Cuban Ox Tail was tasty
New restaurant safety net technique
Shout out: Paul!
Gay Ox
Title of show
Rihanna victim
We paid our 99 cent, keep us in mind
Michael Phelps and his smoking corn flakes
Don't hate, M----- b-----s!
Second hottie alert
Raul ran seven freaking miles on treadmill
Year for Firsts
Who can ACTUALLY hear the tenors?
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Enjoy some randomness, Loopy Fruit style! -

~David and Raul -

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We're in Chicago!
Loopy Fruit Audio Network podcast
David, Gay Caucasian and
Raul, Gaysian welcome you to the program!
Thank you for joining us!
What's shakin' with your bacon?
New tv on demand folder to watch:
Bromance http://www.mtv.com/ontv/dyn/bromance/series.jhtml
Brody Jenner (not Brony)
Gay face
HBO series: Rome
Mystery guest caller!
Mini-movie review: Pineapple Express
James Franco
Seth Rogen
"If you wanna waste your money, go ahead, sweetie"
State of the State of Michigan
X-Files
Back to Rome!
James Purefoy - skin to win
Chronicle of the Roman Republic http://www.amazon.co.uk/Chronicle-Roman-Republic-Augustus-Chronicles/dp/0500051216
Mad Men http://www.amctv.com/originals/madmen/
Case study of repression
Jon Hamm
Shout out: Rob! HB to you!
We hope you get your stimulus package
"Do not leave my package unattended"
Bruce Vilanch
Shout out: Karen R.!
Just After Sunset by Stephen King http://www.amazon.com/Just-After-Sunset-Stephen-King/dp/1416584080
A book a month
Miss Piggy quote
Bye, bye Blagojevich
Governor Quinn, Medicine Woman
Illinois is broke, where's our bailout?
Larry King interview with Teg Haggard
Heterosexual with issues
Wife in tow
Could we get the women's perspective?
We're not breeders - donate genetic material
Maurice http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093512/plotsummary
David's upcoming trip
We're approaching our 100th episode! Please call us, leave a message

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Welcome to Loopy Fruit Audio Network!
David and Raul, your Gay Caucasian and Gaysian hosts
Alternative media coolness
Raul's car falling in David and MJ's laps
Boxes for the Brown Elephant (to benefit the Howard Brown Health Center)
David's license to drive?
Suburbanite's dream
Loopy Fruit sleepover!
Raul's hot tub
Places to wear sandals
24 rolls of paper towel
Shout out: Keith, reader in residence!
18 Mexican men
"The Fluffer"
Suze Orman's free download 
Will & Trust kit
Lesbine she-speak
Shout out: Armando!
The Kiss Murder by Mehmet Murat Somer 
The How of Happiness by Sonja Lyubomirsky 
Murat will be in Chicago on January 29th and will appearing at Centuries & Sleuths!
Subway story
Little old woman on the train, robin's egg blue jacket
Keith's new DVD player, help desk?
Shout out: Gregg!
Loopy and Fruity?
Drew Ferguson! 
New ways of meeting people
Some TV: Lost, NCIS, House, M.D.
What did that Golden Girl say?
How old is Golden
Going to Florida to visit
Yankee Doodle Dandy
It's so cold! (?)
Layered up to achieve bliss
Sugar Bliss
Small complaints
Making the Big BOWL sing!
Please send in your voicemails for our 100th episode!
Lather us up, put out and shout out (call please!)

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You have reached Loopy Fruit!
Welcome to the podcast... introducing
David and Raul, your hosts
(Gay Caucasian and Gaysian)!
Shout out: Gregg!
Brad!
David watches Ina Garten www.barefootcontessa.com
Raul watches Dave Lieberman
Ina's hot friend TR and the OGT!
Shout out: Jason!
Tim!
Storage unit
iTunes Library update
Golden Girls series
Satellite phone!
Michael's Grammy Contest entry! http://www.whatsaboytodo.net/
Please vote: http://www.tinyurl.com/grammycontest
Three Stages of Human Civilization
Impending energy crisis
Doubt starring Philip Seymour Hoffman and Meryl Streep
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button - SPOILER ALERT!
(Be careful at 23:20 for a movie spoiler)
Cate Blanchett
Another Gay Sequel
Barber not stylist?
Getting over it
Unemployed Netflix Box

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Welcome to Loopy Fruit Audio Network!
This is David, Gay Caucasian and
Raul, Gaysian!
Listener voicemails!
Let us know if you read these shownotes?
Jake's Adventures in Dollywood
Dolly Parton!
Moisturize, a gay verb
Mac and Don's Supper Club
Push that Panini real good
Love you, mean it!

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