We're live! (sorta)
Welcome to Loopy Fruit!
It's David and Raul, your hosts
And very special guests!
Tony, Gay-sican and
Keith!
Gaggin' for it
Widdle bit Windy and the Flying Nun
Aunt Clara from the fireplace
Aunt Flo from Red Bank, New Jersey
Angelina's babies
Fortress and Knox
Katie's baby
There is no hotline
Waiting for the hair and make-up
Revenge is sweeter than Christmas
Face fit for radio
Hair documentation
Raul's biggest extravagance?
To go back to the Old Country
Sleeping in the seat, travel size
David's extravagance?
Was he naked
NEW books, suckers for Borders
Rojelio's weather and Mexico
Juan Carlos books the trips
Dolphin Mama
Elegant and powerful: Drag Queens
Avoiding tuna
Cats are worshipped and adored
Mario Lopez' soap
Come back as a cockroach
A big liar?
Male lion and his PRIDE
Truth is kneaded like dough
V.G.L.
N.S.A.
..Thank you, man
Do you like to party
Shout out: Megan!
Sister Margarita and the Holy Salt
Boystown-lite
Really really hard
She took Raul's clapper! (shove)
The float continued, he had to get off
Why is your nose growing?
Pride II is Market Days
Leather kilts
Marilyn Monroe style blow-up
Red Rover, send Kilt Boy on over
Does your mother know you are gay?
A coming out story "Three dollar bill"
And another! "Making out like bandits"
"Is this what you like?"
Tell us about the ex-Marine's buddies
Wild child sister used up the drama
Girls behaving badly
Gay youth are not problems
Hung up on gay marriage
Marriage-light or REAL
Whatever you call it, not asking for MORE than everyone else
Priced out
What talent would you like?
Keith lack of decor flare and fashion--but, believe us, he's GAY
Hancock Fabrics - sewing up a batch of curtains
Tony would like to think faster to shut Keith up!
Perseverance
Harry Potter fever - Dumbledore
Gay Wizard's Erotica
Slash stories
Challenge to Loopy Fruit listeners!
Keith's future book report
Words or phrases most overused
(Outtakes)

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We're started!
Welcome to the Loopy Fruit Audio Network podcast!
What? I didn't hear you
David, Gay Caucasian and
Raul, Gaysian host in Chicago
Chicago Transit Authority Red Line train
Looking out the windows, look inside apartments
Wigs and Hair Emporium on Broadway
Ambient sounds
Larry station
Uptown neighborhood
Wimbledon 2008
A Michael from Whatsaboytodo.net thing
Somewhere to go?
Bus vs. train
Google Maps: Irving Park / Sheridan
Aly and AJ at Taste of Chicago
Greedy Little Gaysian
Taking the train underground - going down
Red Line goes subway closer to downtown
Elton John's "Mona Lisas and Mad Hatters"
Addison stop - Wrigley Field in sight!
Not used to rice
Living the good life - all about attitude
"Happy with what and who you do"
That's the bottom line - who do you love?
Belmont, one of the gayest stops on the Red Line
In the Gay-eighborhood
Catty Chatty
Chatty Cathy
Federer could lose it, Nadal win it!
The perfect cure for rain delays
WALL-E
Social commentary on modern life
Huh? Huh? What'd you say, old man
Earth overrun with W merchandise
Huge humans flopping over like...
Irony of Pixar
Going home and turning on box, then the tv
Butching it up at hardware store
Copper wire and alligator clips on antennae
Telescopic
North and Clybourn station
Usually listening to noise canceling headphones
Won't be late, we're not busy, here for the ladies
E-mailing technician from CBS
Low frequency VHF signal
WTF? No antennae on rooftop
Proper Mechanical and Electrical Connection
Master Electrician
(Noisy spots underground on the train)
Another Diva having problems (Diva Dimmer)
It's just like one to go off!
Hottie Alert - nope, take it back
Monets - look good from far away
Amy Winehouse sang at Nelson Mandela's 90th b-day
Movies in the Park: Hairspray!
Tour of the Pink Palace
Edgewater Beach Hotel building
Bubble tea in Chinatown
Objectionable content on Loopyfruit.com
Lake station
Sitting next to a hottie on train
Destination in mind
About nothing
iPhone 3G
Murdering a mobile phone?
Saving your SIM card

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You're on Loopy Fruit!
WELCOME!
Your hosts:
David, Gay Caucasian
Raul, Gaysian
Summer fun
Right up here is where we store the juice
Shout out: Greg B!
Shout out: Tyffanie!
Spam update
Megabus to Cincy
Mother S, not Smurf
Congrats, MJ's sister
Mistress, not Masters
Blowing kisses to hotties
Shout out: Cam and CJ!
Victorians, Victoria, British Columbia, Canada
Wicked chorus
Tilting heads to the Queen, trained at birth
Canadian accents, eh
MJ and David tour of Chicago usually included exotic dancers
Celebrating the male form
Raul featured on a parade float
Pride in Chicago!
Moist before the rain started
Beads and clappers
What to do with stuff from Pride Parade?
Street crowding
Breaking a leg for Pride
Rain dance summoned rain gods
Give us the plastic stuff!
(We're not gonna tell you everything, stalkers)
Rubber nose kink
Shout out: Ryan!
Girl had to go
Caution: Asian parking
Martha Wash @ Pride Fest
Chicago Gay Men's Chorus
Vacation all week, busy boys
Renting bikes at North Avenue Beach
Bike and Roll Chicago
David's first time on the trail
Do people WANT to get hit by bikes?
Newsflash: Other People Exist
Chicagoans must be so engrossed in their deep thoughts...
Taking turns riding first
Biking accident
Bikers riding between the fallen
"Get outta the way!"
Sprinkling green tea on them
S-L-O-W signs
Stopped by a bike cop
Before Raul was a citizen
Yield means Stop!?
The true crime
Free helmets, reusable
Heads go splat on the pavement
Condom tips
Having a Blast on the boat!
Greg and Scott, Ryan and Paul on the boat!
Six gay men and Southern Joe
Queen's Barge
Helloooo, we're six ladies sailing!
Singing "Night and Day"
John Barrowman
Torchwood
Small Loopy Fruit budget
Loopy Fruit Pride Float ideas
Hottie alert, hottie alert, hottie alert... distractions
Pointing and laughing
Same sex kisses on Torchwood
Noshing for days
The British are Randy

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WELCOME to Loopy Fruit podcast!
Hola, Chulos!
This is David, Gay Caucasian
This is Raul, Gaysian
Mother says, "What's Loopy Fruit?"
Gay sons make the best daughters
Gurls!
Tennis with Randy
Shopping with Larry, all sort of gay things
Neiman Marcus
Burberry - gays were out in full force
Dab and sniff
Jo Malone
Shout out: Scott! Thanks for the samples
Green City Market - best farmer's market EVER
Tank top
Run-in with HP, Raul, David
Beautiful green shirt
Outfit popped! Of course it did, we pop
Overloaded with records
Crystal Gayle
"Don't it make my brown eyes blue!"
You must believe in magic
Long wigs
Hundreds of pounds of vinyl to rip
Sara Bareilles' Little Voice
"Love Song"
Jimi Hendrix
Sharing the digital wealth
Story about Obsession
Digital converter for television!
Government cheese coupon! ($40 discount for a new digital converter)
Calm it, all right?
But which model?
Can we go to Target
Sold out, sold out, sold out!
How am I going to live without my digital box?!
Run screaming down the street
Geeks and Gays know how
No CBS?
Swingtown is Winnetka, Illinois
Digital tv is NOW, leave analog behind in the dust
There's nothing on!
(Maybe see Matt Lauer more clearly)
Sean William Scott (Stifler) is really cute
"Promotion"
John C. Reilly
The Filipino Baby
Better be cute
Non-alcoholic mojito
Manly bottle
Musical selection!

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Welcome to Loopy Fruit dot com!
David, Gay Caucasian
Raul, Gaysian
Our little radio progrum on the Internets
from Chicago!
Moist panties
Sex and the City opening was a gay holiday
Raul traveled to Gaysia
Surprise to the folks
Not getting the gay on (on the Big Island)
Google Maps: Damen-Irving Park-Lincoln
Car for the 'rents
Mama ridin' the stick
Hottie alert: iPod strapped to a massive bicep
Potatoes over rice?
Engine stalled 10 times
Backin' up...
David learned how to drive a tractor
Drivin in Chicago
Queen wave in passenger seat
Hottie alert? No
Southern Joe at Starbucks? No.
Reverend, would you like to dine on my yacht?
Sailing with the future pastor
Choir boys
Girl does his crunches
Midsommer's Fest
So many festivals, no worries
Lake Michigan beaching it on North
Eye candy? I'm not giving up carbs!
Re-learning directions jetlagged
What time is your body now?
13 hours ahead - passing International Dateline
Did you get one
Need to call Hergen
Madge Weinstein is AWESOME!
We love Madge Weinstein, Madge Weinstein,
Madge Weinstein
Hottie alert: Me love him long time
Rub the touchpad, rub the peach
The Something Store
A surprise something!
Brother is a Gemini
Parking Prayer
Hazel nut
Knock Knock?
Jeffrey needs to be photographed
Winning smile
HP at Homo Depot
Guitar lessons on Thursday
Cranky, rubbed a nipple for us
Shout out: The MoYos!
Dipping into a whole new realm of digital media
Ripping vinyl LPs!
Reckless Records
USB turntable - needle
Rediscovering Shirley Bassey
and Elkie Brooks
James Bond theme singer
Surely...
Future LFAN segment: old ripped music
We got some aspirin down at United Drug
Love you, mean it (and all that jazz)

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Loopy Fruit, we're in Chicago!
Welcome to the Loopy Fruit Audio Network
David, your Gay Caucasian and
Raul, your Gaysian host welcome you

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Welcome to Loopy Fruit Audio Network!
David and Raul, your Gay Caucasian and Gaysian hosts in Chicago
Please welcome back Michael!
We're all Delilah
Clapping like a ...
Michael has a FANTASTIC blog... whatsaboytodo.blogspot.com!
Lipdubbing to Miley Cyrus
Teenager times three
Hannah Montana
That's So Raven
Lucy comedy
Mylie's photograph
Madonna
Who made us queens?
Waving to our people
High drag
Pomp and circumstance, but no 18 wheelers
That purse is on fire!
Real women not allowed in ministry
Lesbian in the office
Lipstick lesbian? You must be when ...
Do you call each other boy?
God would agree, She is pissed
Would the pope shop at Target?
Barack Obama is probably handy
Kitchen contraptions
Loopies have had Michael several times
Pink, glittery high heeled platform shoe!
Gay magnet
Naked man magnet
Rainbow Montreal is so queer
Pictures of other people's kids
Father George
Magnet wall in other room
Value All Families!
Placing the magnet
Trick to shopping at Red Dot Boutique
Beautiful people shopping at Target
Hot security
Shout out: David!
Taking back the curtains, pretend you're straight
Outed at Target
Made his --- look big
Look at that bacon!
Product placement
Iron Man
Indiana Jones!
John Williams' theme
Sex in the City movie
Big opening
Camping out the night before
David's movie theatre ranking
Landmark Century
River 21 East
Evanston
Bus my table?
Hot bus boys at
Free press: Caffe Baci!
Check YOU out
A rat hole closed down
Health Department SWOOPED in!
Estrogen going crazy
Dumpster Task force green sticker
Going online to City of Chicago department of health
Toasted buns
Michael's Myley Cyrus Lip dub!
Shout out: Andrea! A Ropey Old Bird!
Enchanted "True Love's Kiss"
Gay bashed on blog
At least give me a rating!
Homos are in now, but transgendered are the next big thing
The gays will become boring
A million gay podcasters
Feast of Fools
Wanda Wisdom
Married with equality
What's a second date?
How many first dates last night
They don't call back - what's a girl to do?
Binding feet
Check out "What's a boy to do dot blogspot dot com"!

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Welcome to Loopy Fruit!
Thank you for joining us
First introductions: David, your Gay Caucasian
Raul, your Gaysian
Keith
Tony
Hergen
Bruce
MJ
Hearts and Cashmere!
Loopy Fruit game night
Happy Mother's Day to all mums!
Mama with 17
Groucho Marx at least takes it out of his mouth sometimes
Where are your mums now
Imelda Marcos
Enough about Yo Mama
Cloverfield on DVD
Armado's itty bitty t.v.
When the monster is only 6 inches tall
Big Monster
Forgetting Sarah Marshall
Months seeing billboards
Full frontal male nudity
Same guy in Freaks and Geeks, How I Met Your Mother
Dad is big, straight ex-Marine
A whole other orchard
Military buddies came over
Sue Sponce
Gay brother's partner meeting the parents
Transylvanian accent
Coming out at the Military Ball
Two times Keith's father cried
Shout outs: Collen, Kerry, Kathy, Kevin, Kent, Kyle, Casper, Kelly, and Kingsley!
Tony is kitty-sitter for Alley
Bon Voyage, Bruce!
Special needs cat
Where does the medicine go
Milking the cat in Meet the Parents
What is this wet nose doing
Stripped search at airport
Weird moments with pets
Eating dogs?
Viggo Mortensen
Eastern Promises
No television
Desert Sunrise
Midwestern Nice
Double fister
Tennis talk
"I have nothing to say to you, Keith"
Sue Sponce
Misspelling in passport
Yay, local sports team
Jock-speak, Jock dialect
Our torch is lit
Olympic torch to the top of Mt. Everest
Keith always wanted to be Trixie in Speedracer
Younger gay brother, writer in Harlem
Sue Sponce
Walking across Brooklyn Bridge in the dark
Ending up at Short Bus
Flexibility
Lars and the Real Girl
Real doll
Podcasting cherry
Big Muscle name?
Trembling Thighs
Sue Sponce
Hulk Hogan's son
Keith reads, but put Netflix on hold
Ellery Queen murder mystery
Alt
Germans do not make good cheese but great:
SAUSAGES
Dead air on Loopy Fruit
Milli Vanilli, first concert
First sexual experiences
"Yes, I admit, I was a prison b*tch"
Tears for Fears first sexual encounter
Don't hate the player
Earning the express ticket to hell
Wonder Woman twirl and bracelets
Seeing guys from Big Muscle dot com at the office
People pleaser
Get a piece of this rock

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WELCOME!
Au Revoir
You have reached the audio podcast of Loopy Fruit dot com!
David, your Gay Caucasian and
Raul, your Asian hosts!
One of two special guests: Greg! (He's a Mac)
International Mister Leather - gadgets galore
Boys and their toys
X-Box, Hot Box
Tennis star Dmitry's facial hair
Sexy Yeti!
Roger Roger Roger (Federer)
Chasing balls at Sidetrack
Person's with V's
Russian having a lot of it
Taking Scott out for a walk
Dinner group with Indian
Shout outs: Paul and Ryan!
Free press: Viceroy of India
Eating grass / bird seed
Pan
Rose leaves, coconut, fennel
Smells like insect repellent
Free press: Granville Anvil
Raul's New Year's Anvil story
Smiling across the bar
Sure, my friend right here is single!
Rice tease
We don't have to go home... lovely offer
Smile for a week
MJ's magnetic personality
Cute Deaf gay boy
G-string photo on his mobile phone
Gay sign language
Don't scratch the paint
Starbooty by RuPaul
My dad might be listening to this...
Boondock has Tagalog origin “Bundok”
Bastardized
The sun once never set on the British Empire
Like Eddie Izzard and a little history lesson
The Onion newspaper dramatic reading
Get the F outta the road safety program!
MJ saw a person get hit!
Texting while driving
Half of the managers admitted to using Blackberry while driving
Hot cheese is the answer to everything
Hugh Jackman and his huge ackman
Summer movie rundown
Harrison Ford is still plenty hunky
Shia LaBeouf
Angelie Jolie kicking A this summer
Luck and Cherry debacle
The Dark Knight whip sound
Brideshead Revisited
Another Gay Sequel: Gays Gone Wild
Prince Caspian
Mr. Tumnus' nipples could cut glass
David is a sci-fi geek
Leaving Sidetrack and showtunes for Battlestar Galactica
That couldn't happen...
Needs a man in their life
Speaking of Desperate Housewives!
Jumping the shark
What Would Bree Do? (WWBD)
Super Manny
Come're PC!
Welcoming our second special guest: Scott! (He's a PC)
"Ride of our Lives" tv show
The Moose (Greg's mom)
No bridges in Madison County
Slow down, turbo--go, go, speed racer
Only allowed four bags
Prepared to stimulate
Determining who is the PC and who is the Mac
Raul has converted to Apple
Living in a hot spot, near a hospital
Texting from the ambulance
Madonna's "Hard Candy"
Four minutes to save the world
Timbaland
Love my Apple long time
Kickin' it with dark gray
Different keys
When you turn it on, boot it
Tech talk on Loopy Fruit
Greg can't see David as a Sci-Fi geek
Star Trek at Ren Faire?
Time travel element
Wingin' it
Getting out on the court
Double fisting the racket
What is Greg running from (or to)?
Rabid raccoon
Felt like the hunchback
Running on the treadmill
Choosing shoes by color
Gay up the sports
Fitted at Fleet Feet
New way to lace my shoes? Lacing 2.0?
It always ends with a bow
Belling the gays

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Loopy Fruit, we're in Chicago!
Welcome to the Loopy Fruit Audio Network
David, your Gay Caucasian and
Raul, your Gaysian host welcome you
Sharing the good energy
Put your hand on it, rub it
City-shen
Being cheap, let's do this now
Fingerprinted, fingered, giving the finger
Next contestant...
If you're lucky you can stay in the country!
Oath ceremony
In case of emergency...
One week can make a difference
If you're an Olympic athlete
Let me through security, I'm coming back
Europe without visas
Tell it to the wrist, 'cause I am pissed
Now Raul can vote, he can complain
Road trip to Michigan with Southern Joe!
Red Lobster in Michigan City, Indiana
Heart of Generica
Shout out: Mr. and Mrs. Y!
eBay whore or john?
Shout out: Mr. and Mrs. M!
All we got are Dibs!
Shout out: John!
First Pres in Flint 50th Annual Choral Festival
Cherub; Cantus; Chancel Choirs
Mouthy waitress
Smoking or Non?
Sweet Thang or Sweet N Low
I heard sailors are weird
Proud owner of a tea cart
Another state with "I"
Types of Queens review
Escher at Flint Institute of Arts
No danger of deportation
Surrender, Green Card!
Born on the Big Island
Manila ice cream
Shout out: Randy!
Coming out as a podcaster
Shout out: Rob!
Hurt and stink that day
One is the loneliest number
Not because we're gay...
Recording in hell
Asparagus p
Happy Birthday, Norell!
Hibiscus tea and asparagus combo
Look forward to Cat Daddies (Mommies)
David's travel tips
Let it soften
Wondering if the softball players were gay
Straight guys don't kiss on the lips
Scoring, homerun!

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We're SO back!
Welcome to Loopy Fruit Audio Network
hosted by David and Raul, gay men in Chicago
Free press: Homemade Pizza Co.!
For those of you that eat pizza
Delicious discussion, gorgeous gossip
NO more e-mails at loopyfruit at gmail dot com
You know we're kidding right?
Spring vac rundown
David cannot stress enough..
..the importance of an updated passport
Canadian Dollars, loonies and two-ys
Look at that 10 year old picture
Leaving the U freakin' S
Trip ruined, entire pillow set soaked with tears
MOTHER FRACKERS
Taking shoes off? Let's go OFF
See the Starbucks? Let David through
Salvaging the weekend
Dirty Dick's Last Resort
In your face
Corn people.. children of the.. Attack!
States with "I"
Raul's big announcement!
Filipino-American
Voting is one of the best things
Chad's a lot of fun, too
Spikey Head Filipino-American!
No smiling allowed
Rusty's selling bacon
Selling it, not eating it
As Good As It Gets
Loving Greg Kinnear
Superhero Movie
How gay is that
Wolverine shaving
The Ruins
Viva Mexico
Smart People
Dennis Quaid is a PROFESSOR
Sarah Jessica Parker
Sex in the City movie release weekend will be a Gay Holiday
Gayer than Christmas
Flocking to the big opening
Concession Stand story
Ice Cream Three Fitty
Quote All we got are DEE-IBS
Edy's Dibs
Guys and Dolls at Loyola University
Shout out: Greg and Aaron!
La Boheme simulcast sold out
Addison, Illinois is west of Western
Jose, can you see?
Shout out: Greg and Vanessa and their new baby girl!
Children and pets don't fit in our lifestyle
Collecting things in little plastic bags
Enough being sarcastic
All we got are DEE-IBS
Seattle rundown
All the way up the Space Needle, then down
Who else did you do?
Pike Place Market
Sneezy Smurf
No sexual innuendo here
Seeing Mr. Bond's 7
Daniel Craig
It's a floater
Time for a bath
Not a hot tub, no turbulence
As Good as Cheese
Getting to 69th episode

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Hello, everyone! We hope you are well (love ya', mean it). David is in Montreal, Raul is in Seattle... we'll record some lovely programs on our return. Check back soon - and catch up on some shows you've missed in the meantime! (So bossy!)

~Loopy Fruit boyz

WELCOME to Loopy Fruit dot com!
We're happy you joined us!
This is David and Raul - a Gay Caucasian and Gaysian in Chicago
Hello, aliens in space
Winning raffle for a gift card to a retail store
Free money in Niles, girl
Riding Pace bus
Meeting Eric - Shout out: Eric!
Buying fun and games
Apples to Apples
Shout out: Sarah!
Uno
Dolly Parton CD at Target! Backwoods Barbie
Pre-spending
Breaking out Rook at snack bar
Many of our people in Niles?
Free press: Noodles and Company
Not supporting the W
Auntie Dominica's and Grandma Jewelle's
Movies in a bag
Daniel Craig movie
DVD exchange
Beating the system
On Golden Pond
Jane Fonda, Peter Fonda, Katherine Hepburn
Big metal cage sale
Bram Stoker's Dracula
Gary Oldman
Annie Lennox "Love Song for a Vampire"
Monster movies
Not "The Host"
Game night at Bruce and Tony's!
Hello in German
Hergen Hairspray
Pope Benedict from Bavaria
Gold dress and Prada red shoes
Hours antiquing for the Vatican
Designing naked torsos
Put those away!
Spanish language lesson
Latino names for Filipinos
Ñ - eñe
Muñoz
Strunz and Farrah CD
Focused on Dolly
Par for the course
Watching ESPN?
Mouths not running over
Raul Cherry Doll
Pedro Caliente
Kissin' and kiddin'

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You've reached Loopy Fruit podcast!
Your hosts, David and Raul, welcome you!
Thank you for joining us (We're in Chicago!)
Exhausting work to listen to a podcast
Mobile studio!
Visiting TJ's
Quoting Young MC
One for you, one for me
Lookin' ain't touchin'
Wheel of Fortune taping in Chicago
Can't spell, not a Wheel Watcher
HP didn't have any plans
Navy Pier
25th anniversary of Wheel
Vanna White, 5 dresses a day
YOU, be quiet
As big as Raul's Honda
What kind of car is it? Beige?
Use microfiber cloth instead of paper towel
BIG car, green groceries
Irish and Raul's leprechauns
Wearing the green
Opera simulcast from The Metropolitan Opera
Peter Grimes
Cuties at TJ's
Very little Second Life
Ordering lunch
Green Mill Jazz Club & Cocktail Lounge
Working from home naked
501 Levis
Debit card at drive through window - gracias!
Pardon!
Google maps: Broadway and Granville street view
Gay men leave you so fast
Camera angles from opera
Asian parking
Fix or repair daily
What did Raul hit?

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Back in bidness!
WELCOME to the Loopy Fruit internet radio show!
David and Raul, your gay hosts
My hump, my hump!
Girls can make wishes to a fairy
Suck it, Jesus!
Wii tournament rundown
Michael and Jimmy were awesome hosts
Tennis elbow
Digitize it and put it on a screen
Playing Wii naked
Sorry, Lee, Raul hit you
Wii sportsmen know how to have fun
Shout out: Tennis drag queen Keith!
"Gay but not a faggot"
Tree trunk legs, overdeveloped calves
Sturdy people, good understanding
Like Legolas, faggoty and clear skinned people
Different colors
Brown is IN
Karen would say, "Brown is OUT"
Shout out: Jason!
David's vacation in the tropics
Cowboy Weber's toy guitar
Food Network studies!
Barefoot Contessa
Alton Brown's Good Eats
Dave Lieberman
Orange and Carrot Soup
Tea time fine tuning
Kathy Griffin recording from the Chicago Theatre
Bravo is tres gay
Boned up on food
Boned up for internet date
Embargo lifted on white friends
Hello to Bob from Montana!
The doors are open, so many people knocking
Giddy
Free press: Glade Plug Ins
Definitely, Maybe
Ryan Reynolds, has got it going on all up in there
Raul's back on DVD mail order rental!
Arrested Development
Jason Bateman
Juno
Atonement
Vantage Point
Matthew Fox
Watching Oscars on 50-in. plasma
Jane Austen's Pride and Prejudice
Hi, nudge, poke, pinch--PENETRATION
New application on Facebook
Bone up on Jane Austen
Lift your voice like that
Looking into apartments, looking for the naked
Hot Peter update
Muscles up the ying-yang
High Rise
Photo derriere, scan, upload, print, mount
Code word

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Enjoy some randomness, Loopy Fruit style!

~David and Raul

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It's Loopy Fruit podcast - welcome! David and Raul host
Jeffrey joins the Loopies today! Remember the Straight Jock?!
Sundance Film Festival rundown
Bringing joy in the winter chill at Park City, Utah
Raul's video dreams
Bloodshot eyes of sin - Southern Joe doesn't wanna know why
Film buffs need to go - heaven for cinephiles
Awards weekend
Egyptian Theatre
Movies all day!
Robert Redford's Sundance Institute
"Man on Wire"
Philipe Petit
"The Wackness" wins Dramatic Audience award
Producer?
The time when Times Square turns into Disneyland
Ben Kingsley
Bartering alive in 1994
"Trouble the Water" wins top documentary award
Home movie footage in New Orleans during Hurricane Katrina
Anderson Cooper and his silver hair
"Birds of America"
directed by Craig Lucas, playwright, screenwriter, among other things
Matthew Perry
Celebrity sightings!
Aaron Eckhart
Daniel Baldwin
Grammy moment
Tina Turner
I am the Queen
Oscars are the gay men's superbowl
Juno I think...
27 Dresses
James Marsden in Hairspray - Corny Collins
Hilarious trashy John Waters source material intact
Annoyance Theatre featuring John Waters
Polyester, Pink Flamingos
Spoiler alert!
American Wedding scene
Sequel to Juno?
Socially relevant on Loopy Fruit
Is anyone that hip?
Great cast
Sucking sound
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
Excuse me, Ms. Knowles? I'm ready.
What flavor jelly is it? I've got a big jar of peanut butter
Stunned by montrous performance of Daniel Day Lewis
Celebrity look-alike: James McAvoy / T.R. Knight
Mr. Tumnus' hairy nipple
Manscape the Faun
Kelly Clarkston!
Atonement has great accents
Raul and Jane Austin
Moby Dick not male erotica?
Coffee loving sailor
"Big book"
Tilda is in Clayton
Superbad was super snubbed
50-inch plasma
Jamaca? No, just kissed her
Agist and exiled
Battlestar Galactica marathon
Commercials? What?
Over Jerad - he's already biggest loser
One step up from dogfood
All tastes the same no matter what you call it
Dell dude, 420, party and play
Melvin the Stoner told me
Hamburger phone
Put Juno in your pocket
Hard Candy
Mail order movie rental friends!
Raul's queue is still out there
Artsy vs. Trashy - ride that fence
Really weird stuff at Dim Sum: chicken feet
Skewers in Manhattan, unexpected stay
Jock meeting in the Spring

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Help us out - name that tune!
David and Raul welcome you to the podcast
Satellite radio at noodle joint?
Love is stronger far than we
Single's Awareness Day (Valentine's)
Do you need a man to complete your life?
You complete me, I drink it up
YouTube movie previews
Soylent Green discussion at lunch (Soylent Night)
Shout out: Bruce, Tony and Keith!
Wizard of Oz trivia board game
Take the rainbow color arc and put it on your mover
Pre-Wicked
Crossing off tea bagging
Brewing tea, calling that kettle black
Voting early
Swam the channel, rode the raft
Eating big, fat and lazy pigeons under the heat lamps
Piazza di San Marco, Italy and feeing pigeons
Population control
No one messes with Raul's product
Manscaping
Jogging like a hamster
Date canceled due to loud growling tummy
Serving cheese with whine - put a cork in it
Dim Sum with Michael
Train car full of flamers
Chillaxin' at Three Happiness
One real girl - Yay, Girls!
Incentive to put up or take down decorations
Fireplace roaring
Sheryl Crow's CD "Detours"
"Out of Our Heads"
"Love is Free"
Watching a music video with closed captioning
Pistachios
Ice cream once every three months, fish and chips every six
Free bottle of Shiraz wine at TJs
David only likes open bar parties
Alcohol and dogs are...
Wii tennis tournament - Wiimbleton
Mad tennis skills and moves
Allowed to grunt
Play your level - open is best, 5.0
Bring it!

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Our gay is always on!
Welcome to Loopy Fruit dot com
David and Raul are your gay hosts
Porcelain spoon for Neti Pot
Walking out of store - so much for the stimulus plan
Chicago Spirit Brigade at Circuit
Shout out: Ricky!
Drag - B. Speared trainwreck
Cheerleaders - fundraising for not-for-profits
The Broadettes
Finally making sense
Dared to do it (or ching ching)
Teo as Miso Du Jour
Me so horny/happy/hungry
Furama dim sum
Dim sum more
Google maps: Ashland and Wilson
Buddhist temple
David loves religion
No smoke is so nice
Used to be a second hand smoker
Raul is a wimp, David a sissy
That curved spoon will not do!
Gaysians do the best drag
Wig as big as Nebraska
Bang with bangs
She bangs, she moves
Channeling Openly Latino Ricky Martin
Corner of Broadway and Larry
Aragon Ballroom
Margaret Cho "Beautiful"
Getting honked
Fat Cat
Not gonna get squid
Chewy and sweet gummi
Bring it over, little by little
Roxette
Studio in car
Telling Gaysian by pants
SMART drivers in Chicago
Try different tastes - or wave them away
Parking search
Lost in the Night - Lost
Epiphany Christmas concert
Proud of our choir - thank you, Southern Joe!
Argyle and Magnolia
Some of our sistas or as we like to say...
Parkway not driveway
Funny people parking funny
So many benefits
Patient
Sign says No Way, Jose
Teddy's hobbies
Play about a ghost
Found the G spot
Parking prayer
Mother Mary looking out for Queens
Gaysian trying to park
(Watching and laughing)
Serving special needs with pride

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Hi, you have reached Loopy Fruit dot com!
David and Raul welcome you
Here and queer
Couldn't open our bottles of diet green tea
with Satin Hands
How are the ladies?
We're the ladies who lunch at Summer's
Book shopping for David: M on M
Cold? Put a cork in that whine
Layer up: Fleece!
Raul's hand knit skull cap
Mutha's "I Will Survive" birthday
Gay anthem night
Preference for friends
Gaysian Dancer David, bitchy?
Cheating on Raul
Other white friends
All new applicants must be dark or British or Australian
Shout out: Tony, Bruce and Elizabeth!
Game night
Uno, Pass the Pig, L-C-R
Dim Sum coming up
Wii wanna play
One close Gaysian at a time
Asian persuasion
Ride the huffy bike
"I've had enough and enough is a feast"
What movie?
Shout out: Steven
Accepting of British folk
Love Aussies, women glow and men plunder
Plunder down under!
Enjoying Maglite
David needs a spotlight
You light up my life!
Tone deaf this week
Membrane gave out
Celebrating MLK, Jr. Day
Volunteering at a nursing home
Don't disrupt pacemakers
Scene from Shortbus - Ceth's Yenta
We Shall Overcome
More tenors out there?
Smoking Ban in Chicago!
Start spreading the news... no smokin' today
Shout out: Dave!
We're a boxed set
Dmitry Tursunov
Stalking in Sacramento
Australian Open Tennis Championships
Shout out: Alice!
Alice in Wonderland (Oz)
We're not divas - speak for yourself!
AriZona's for tea!
Been blown away before
Wellness incentive
Make snow angels
"I Am Legend"
David is a wanna-be legend
Will Smith fan
Tom Cruise is white and not British
Colder than...

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Hello, everyone!
David and Raul welcome you to Loopy Fruit!
David is Gay Caucasian and Raul is Gaysian
Dos señoras
Time means nothing in podcasting
What's the Loopy Fruit code?
Ask the doorman...
David is not putting out (spare change)
Red Maglite
Do a Blair Witch
Tennis elbow from a flashlight
Such a butch tool, double fisting it
Two tool boxes
Hardware store visits
Raul's tool drawer and Swiss Army Knife
Not ghetto
Some pictures aren't worth saving
Raul's summer shirt
Good boy this year
Spanking, slaps, bites and tickles
On same train as one night stand
One BREAKFAST stand
Muscle memory
In the zone, in own world
Oblivious
Checking him out with tunnel vision
Losing someone with mobile phone
Guitar buddy in apartment building
Jamming like two musicians
It's just like "Friends"
Monica and... Rachel?
Ancient history
Chandler was a fag stag
Karaoke party at Corey and Norell's
Special guest appearance: MJ!
Torch song
Kisses to all Loopy Fruit fans
Obsessed, can't keep hands off it
Ken has 5 fag stags
"Big and stupid" straight guy
How many beer queer is he?
Candy by Mandy
Sing-a-long with straights
Chimi and Cha Cha
Big ball softball, will measure
Get him on court and play with him (tennis)
Jock overload
Moment of silence?
January Mojitos
INSIST to be different
Big mug says Cheyenne Frontier Days
Wyoming-big square western state
You have to have a cow to have a cowboy
Florida trip coming up
Going to one of the islands
Luzon
Tagalog lesson
Packing for the Philippines
Blinded by whiteness, angel shimmering
A beacon
Always on knees, praying
Diet green tea is David's Diet Coke
Point of no return from drag
Pageant with gowns
Drag-for-pay
Beautiful Gaysian Geisha
Blonde bog wig 100% human hair
Smaller head discount
Not that's there's anything wrong with yellow
Happy ending with a bang!

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Merry Christmas!
It's David, Raul and Southern Joe! (Sorry, David's microphone flakes out - SNOW flakes)
X-mas poppers
Whitest Highney
Old Queens
New granddaughter Scout
Traveling South
Here's the pacifier, now hush
Fairy Godfather
Wave the starry wand
Wiggling something else
NASTY
Who's Ms. Jackson?
Control
Wardrobe lost control
Roaring of CTA train above
David and MJ on Megabus
Princess Leia headphones
Spike Lee's bus
Pricilla
It is poison, after all
I don't know these people
Chasing down balls, tennis balls
Pink bulbs
Windy politicians
Loves knowledge like Charlene (name that sitcom!)
Draw names for gifts
British Air headset
Un-tied airlines
Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere

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Christmas Elf intro song mix
David and Raul welcome you to Loopy Fruit!
Snickerdoodle Crunch
How you be?
Will & Grace Season Seven
Eric McCormack
We encourage our listeners to eat
Raul's birthday
Christmas exploded
Brought Christmas back
Christmas Captain
Santa Hat arousal level
David and Jason's concert / recital
(At the end of the program - listen for a couple of songs!)
Estampie for Advent by Southern Joe
God Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemen
Good King Wenceslas
Karma Police by Radiohead
No requests
Jamming on Tina Arena
Ready for holidays?
Too many invites for parties
The Golden Compass
Nicole Kidman
Daniel Craig
Little English girl I don't know
Daemons
One of a Kind Show!
Shout outs: Jim, Jed, Patricia, Chip!
Armando Pedroso
Hot artists, others need not apply (kidding)
Shout outs: Tony, Bruce, Keith!
Borrowers Book Club
You Staying Young by Dr. Oz (and Dr. Roizen)
Another Gerber Hart Library book sale!
Me Talk Pretty One Day by David Sedaris
Santaland Diaries
Biography of Oscar Wilde
Anthony Rapp
Listener lifeline
Boning up
Cue the music!

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Music by PG; Lyrics by Loopy Fruit

It’s time for Christmas, the bells are ringing merrily
It’s time for laughter with good friends and family!

Loopy Fruit caroling, spreading joy to one and all
It’s the gayest holiday, twinkly lights and disco balls!

Merry Christmas!
                               ~David and Raul

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Special introduction (thank you, Jeffrey!)
Hello, everyone!
Welcome to Loopy Fruit - David and Raul, host
Podcasting is not dead, I swear
Cussin' like a sailor
Partaking of turkey flesh
Big breasted
Boudoir of H.P.
Shout out: Elaine!
Purdy Polyglot
Shopping on Michigan Avenue
Perfect face for hats
Barney's
Dress up doll
Diesel catalog is fun
Anti-consumerism
Reverend Billy
Jesus was po'
More warmer
MJ's sisters family visit
Fruit in the jello? What?
Fine cuisine NOT impressing the nieces and nephews (yet)
Wasting food
Big heart
Scarlett on Halsted
Kevin Spacey server
Straight guys in Indy, Gay guys in Chicago
"Gone with the Wind" boxed DVD set
"Happy Endings Are Extra"
Stand by for Wicked tickets
Waiting for Oprah
Jersey Boys understudy not good
"For Good"
How people affect each other
Coconut beverage - Goya brand
Bilingual and transcontinental
David's concert coming up
Third King was a Queen
Table's a premium at Starbucks
Hardware Store butch project
Balancing out the quivering thighs
Click send button
When the plants start turning over
Aussie nephews
Christmas song coming next week!

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Welcome to Loopy Fruit!
David and Raul, your hosts, in Chicago (thanks to Jim for the promo!)
Man lips?
Wicked crossed off gay to-do list
Rusty Joiner on top of the list
Speechless
Pop-u-lar!
Consistently good show with Elphaba defying...
Shout out: Bob!
Death's door is on the couch
House, M.D.
Flip the DVD
Own your Flipness
Corn-fused
Omnivore's Dilema by Michael Pollan
Phlipping controversy
7,100 islands, one network
Balloon artists Rhonda and Thom!
Curling ribbon
Hi to friends!
"Zanna, Don't!" at Bailiwick Repertory Theatre
Actor attitude
Time and place for cheesy
"Island of Dr. Moreau" at Lifeline Theatre
Don't throw stones
Half-human / half-animal creatures
"Island of Dr. Moreau" film starring Val Kilmer
H.G. Wells
"War of the Worlds" film starring Tom Cruise
Wicked humor
Glinda is phosphorescent
Themes of acceptance
Theatre etiquette
Shut your mouth / pie hole
Vomiting is contagious
More nastier
LFAN one year old!
So hot - icebergs melt
Daniel Craig
Sorting out jello boxes for Thanksgiving
Spandau Ballet or Duran Duran
Too sick to Wii - true test of how ill
D.C. trip!
Shout out: Jim and Jed!
International Spy Museum
Code name Ree Ree
Valerie Plame Wilson book talk
David in newspaper photo
Six string stylings
Physical vs. virtual friends
Dumped by Second Life boyfriend
Choose a life
"Life is short, stay awake for it" - Caribou Coffee
De-toxed from Diet Coke
Switched to antioxidants
Gayest tea: Diet Peach Iced Tea with real juice

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Hi, hi, hi! Let's get loopy!
You have reached LFAN - David and Raul host
How long Gay Asian?
Celebrating MJ's birthday
Free press: Leonardo's
Shout out: Eli!
"The Night of the Iguana"
Raven Theatre
Tennessee Williams
Illinois Moe
Free press: AriZona Diet Green Tea with Ginseng 
Sweets for my sweet, sugar for my honey
Shout out rundown, future LF guests
Accepting diversity, responding to the alternative
Richard Burton
Bette Davis
Paul Dunckel as Reverend Shannon
Flaunting that lifestyle
Revenge of the...
Mexican boys playing rough house
Internets friends
America Online chatrooms
M4M?
Shout out: Lars!
Melrose Place dish
Letting MJ travel to Idaho
Hop on bus, head to Manhattan
Left ax at home (never made it past security)
Meeting in Bethesda
Shout out: David in Michigan!
A lot of Daves
Voices do it, welcome to EZ Jazz
Mouth opens and...
Gay accents
Spicy, spicy noodles!
Queen factor
Knob always up, practice butch
Bass notes
Thick membrane
High vibration count
How low - go down?
Stereotypes
OGTs
Love of musical theatre
Not that we're labeling
Straight gay friends - off the scale
Shakin' that booty
Shout outs: Elise and Sarah!
Losing your hearing because earphones on too loud

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You have reached Loopy Fruit dot com!
Welcome!
David and Raul, in Chicago, workin' against the Man, workin' for Woman
All day boat cruise back down the Chicago River
Drawbridges
Raul hurting, not disciplined the night before
Free press: Cafe Laguardia
Lots of rum: Mojito, Rum and Coke, Malibu and Pineapple
Lightweight
Peer pressure
Hydrated, but afraid to.. they call it Mello Yellow!
Free press: Lipton Green Tea with Citrus (diet)
Pumpkin story
Big, orange and beautiful
Nice stem
Broadway bus
Slaps my pumpkin
Sausage offers
Can't lose my hook!
Raul's photo shoot
Tense moments in boat
Tree trimming Ginkgo biloba
Long freight train not moving on bridge
In Chinatown, pagodas, Zen gardens
Dropping ship for noodles
Waiting at Yacht Yard
Playing Matchbox 20
"I don't know who this singer is..."
That's my rock and roll boyfriend you're talking about!
Rob Thomas
Losing a screwdriver
Annie Lennox and "Songs of Mass Destruction"
Out of nowhere, an angel appears!
Boat Guy
Jaw drops (and panties)
Scrub down
Diamond in the rough, beautiful blue eyes
Delivery Guy vs. H.D. vs. Boat Guy
Like / Want you
Masters Degree in Boatology
Sailing for Dummies book
Shout out: Noel!
Who loves you and means it? We do.

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Happy 50th episode - David and Raul welcome you to Loopy Fruit Audio Network podcast!
What a journey this has been.. gay as ever in Chicago
Keep it real dog
Gale force winds prevented Friday sail
Seeing Greg and Vanessa, in a family way
Tender nipples, down there
Breeder friends, large nipples, perky
Sailing Saturday adventure
Caipirinha to drink (Raul hit it hard)
Hanging on the lifeline
I'm not going down there!
Slicing through the water waves, spray in hair
Greg and Scott's Halloween Soirée!
Food, friends, music, cocktails
Drinking the poison: Long Island Iced Tea
All our friends were there! Listen for the rundown
Making fun of Britney Spears
Drunk down, sober up
Can David even drive?
Spoiled American: "I ain't walkin'"
Walking everywhere - no car
Free press: Orange Garden, on Irving Park, near Lincoln/Damen
Work a day, workin' it
Filming "Catch"
I like-a Kung Foo
Talked out
Chinese Zodiac
Safe travels Ryan and Paul!
Surprise in Shanghai
Travel pig
Going to school with a bunch of roosters
Carry instrument around all the time
Admiring Monica's box
Prizes at party
Bigger waves
Going back up river
Message from Joe
New York state of mind
Will and Grace trivia application in Facebook
Jimmy's touch football - touch where?
F(l)ag football

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In our excitement..
David and Raul welcome you and a special guest: Southern Joe!
Free press: Lincoln Restaurant
The Big Cookie
Accent doesn't play well on drive-thru speakers
Royal Prince Henry's mother is a drag queen
Venice story on the Plaza
Jackie the Dutch Dog
Ugly Betty fandom
Wrist so limp..
First introduced to our people
You can call me LUSCIOUS
Dish talk
Organ major had to go practice!
Bob's menses
Buzzard's roost
Ms. Teal's fortune telling
Charlie the Rooster
Pink chick
How did you train the bird to play dead?
Cure every ill - bless your heart
Aunt limp and chased by Charlie
Jumps out of tub
Chicken run
How do you do, Reverend?
Father and the dead cow
Buddy, when are you comin' home to see us?
We're gonna be wiped out
Sailing dreams in Chicago
Bastard boaters
What defines hot
Healthy
Cafe Bong
Cabaret at the Bong! (excerpts)
Forbidden Broadway: Special Victims Unit
Loudest laughter
Recounting on boat
DVD special features
Mail order DVD rentals pattern
Singing in the choir
Daniel Pinkham
Carol of the Bells
Acoustic Christmas Concert!
Plans to travel to NYC in December
Fly in and fly out
Christmas greens in Manhattan
Jason
Boys have code words
Virgin blue eyes
Worn a sack on your head
... it's hard to give it up!
Shaky puddin' sounds worse
How long do I shake this? NOoo!
Motherly way
Mounted above the skies
Sacred Harp hymn lyrics
Doing the Boy Scouts
Will the tenors please stand up and f**t
You don't sing that low without some experience
HELLO BETTY LOU voice
Leary of people not of my own choosing

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Her-ROW!
Welcome to every peep in the house
You have reached Loopy Fruit Audio Network
David and Raul, hosts
Thank you for joining us
Let's not interrupt a Hair Gay from his work
Fur is flying
Downtown Chicago across from Millenium Park
Bean behaviors
Can I touch it?
Pritzker Pavilion
Questions from Gus
Mega Fans
1-What podcasts do you enjoy?
some LINKS:
Drink 'Til We're Funny
Eat This Hot Show
Lucky Bitch Radio
Paco the Great
Six String Bliss
Yeast Radio
The Tarot Connection
Fox and the City
Cheryl's Whore Hole dot org
Big Gay News
2-How do you feel about Hillary Clinton?
3-Have you met any Chicago podcasters such as Madge Weinstein or Matt Blender?
4-What's your favorite podcast?
5-Which Sex and the City girl do you relate to? Carrie, Charlotte, Miranda or Samantha?
Black 20
Net_work
Michael Torpey and Mike O'Gorman
Naked Gay Ted (click link above and look for Episode 29)
Videos on iPod
Running out of space on laptop
Internet is for... (Avenue Q!)
New CDs:
Annie Lennox "Songs of Mass Destruction"
Matchbox 20 "Exile on Mainstream"
Loving Rob Thomas so hard and long
Song of the Day at Starbucks
Other plans = Better plans?
Hell Fire, Health Fair
Inhale and exhale test
You gotta blow hard and fast!
Lung age
Don't waste a good blow
Raul is PHAT
Firm bones
Hot auditor
Loves 'em bald as a chicken
NO more e-mails, please!

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Welcome back to Loopy Fruit!
Back in the saddle... David, Gay Caucasian; Raul, Gaysian
We're the future, hello future
Gay mouse flippin' on Undergear
It's not like you people ever walk away...
Gaysian Sensation has returned from vacation!
Enjoying Europes
Jet Lag... like Love Hangover
Shout outs: Melissa, Dean and Jude!
Hey Jude
Back in choir
Back in the sling of things
Cicada rhythm
Jon Secada
Backup for Gloria Estefan
Gay chat room
Hot cop arrest me please (rolls eyes) BRB
NM - not much
Paris, France; Madrid, Spain; Torento & Verona, Italy
Shout outs: Carlo and Barbara and family
Nicer than the Olive Garden
Luigi and Mario
Nintendo
Donkey hammer
Olive pickers and presses
Ciao on a Vespa
Bad words in Italian
With Pressy and Cynthia
The French people were helpful
Parisians encountered very nice
Hot Spainiards
Lusty Ladies
Pocket sized camera
Michael and Jimmy's Husband Hunting Safari
Green means Anything Goes
Ecofriendly!
Evading capture
Catch and don't release until I tell you
More sailing this season than EVER
Color coordinated cushions
Bunkie never treated so well
Next season, Lulu
Pistachio gelato
Working hard for vacation
Not walking funny anymore - walking straight, no gay
Gaily forward
iPod Nano!
Smaller one? Size (GB) matters
Playlists: James Blunt, Heart, Ann Wilson, Nancy Wilson
160GB
Shout out: Ralph and Keo from Elgin, Illinois!
Green stickers!

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David and Raul are back... welcome!
LGBTQEveryone @
Gerber/Hart Library
Anvil - special place in Raul's heart
Media purchases total 26 dollars
Bucks Nuts D1-1st place!
"Way to Go, Smith" by Bob Smith
World power divided by cuisine
Mexican rules
"Easy Way Out" by Stephen McCauley
"Men on Men 2000"
Men on Men XP or Vista
"Growing Up Gay" by Funny Gay Males excerpt
Mother tongue - "What's HER problem?"
Queen's English
Kiss me THERE
Cover is pink
"Queer Notions"
The only unnatural sex act is that which you cannot perform. -- Alfred C. Kinsey
"Ripe for the Harvest"
"For My Eyes Only"
VHS - can David play them?
CDs:
Sheryl Crow (eponymous second album)
Soundtrack from Beverly Hills 90210
Preceding Desperate Housewives
Terrible crush on Jason Priestly
Jewel Spirit
Strunz & Farah's classical guitar
Amérícas
Billie Myers
Whiney song for fiddy cent
Saint Etienne
"How We Used to Live"
New Age, Old Age
Gordon Merrick
"The Lord Won't Mind" (No, she won't)
"One for the Gods"
Too hot for jeans
Watch us pop
Aiden Shaw
Steve Hammond cameo
"Miracle Mile"
Colt Studio bag
Man of the Year 1996
How old in gay years?
Brad Hunt - google image him in quotes with safe search off - what?
We're not ageist

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Welcome to the show, dear listeners!
You have reached Loopy Fruit - it's David and Raul
Recording in another fabulous Chicago park!
Berger Park
Mobile unit set up straight?
Early gays get the worm
Enjoying outdoors before washing panties
David, MJ, Corey, Norell and PT go to the Ren Faire
Get your medieval on, are you hobbit-curious?
Drag queen paradise with more equipment
Jane the Phoole
How may I serve you, good lord?
Christophe the Insulter
Not your basic yo mama
Palmists, Tarot card readers, witches
Vegetable Justice
Burned at the stake
Flaming the flames of our faggotry
Lancelot dances a lot in Camelot
(according to Spamalot?)
Working on the tapestries - what do you think, queens?
Shout out: Fruit Salad Podcast, Gus!
Surprise guests
Kay and Riley
Riley loves the whole world and everyone in it
We're on the radio all the time
Riley will listen, he's legal!
How did the description gay come to be?
Different burdens to bear
They're nice guys, Rile, no, they're nice GAYS
Poodle or Terrier?
Flirt with the hottie joggers
Stephen McCauley, a writer
"Man of the House"
Shout out: Greg and Vanessa, congrats!
Jed, the diabetic cat, is in remission
Raul is gonna be an uncle (or auntie?)
Gay dot com story
Purdy or handsome?
We have pretty friends like Michael
Shout out: Greg and Scott, Jim
Back in the choir, starting new year
West Nile virus
Not godless
Little Britain
Daffyd is the only gay in the village
Y-E-H-E-S-S
I'm a lady, you're a bloke
Keeping DVDs for four weeks

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It's a beautiful day!
Everyone, hello and welcome!
You've reached Loopy Fruit - it's David and Raul
Reclassified as Pacific Islander
Special, on location at Oz Park in the Lincoln Park neighborhood in Chicago!
Character statues
Emerald City Garden
Dorothy and Toto
L. Frank Baum
The Wizard of Oz
Goodbye Yellow Brick Road
Too much drama for our mama
Mary J. Blige
Break up in the park
Urban adventures: hot daddies, shirtless runners
Dog friendly city - pick up dog doo
Aretha Franklin commands our RESPECT
Mittens and Gems
Idaho chat room and potato queens
Senators in restrooms
Shout out: Keith!
Two empty shopping bags
Sh-Nasty! Ick factor
Openly gay and living a healthy life
George Michael
I Knew You Were Waiting tribute to Fairy Princesses
Gay men and straight black women
Live from under Dorothy's skirt
Buying 4x8 yellow brick from Oz Park Advisory Council
Eight is good
The gays don't (usually) catch
Remote control hand off
Drop it like it's hot - rehab no, no, no
Jeff Wall exhibit at the Art Institute of Chicago
Sarah Hobbs
Obsessiveness and Hershey chocolate
MJ is compulsive - nice balance
Fun in dysfunction
Shout out: Anne!
Day with Anne
Worship and adored
Hairspray
Good morning, Baltimore! You can't stop the beat!
Film, musical, film of musical
Back to mother ship: IKEA
Evening in Schaumburg
Free press: AMC 30 in South Barrington
Palace and fortress
Break-up girl is back
Harry Potter extendable ears
Dogs in park
Cute sniffling doctor
Mole patrol
My Thigh
That's what makes us loopy
Mole check on your body and your buddy
Tribute to Karen in Oz Park
Laugh track for our lady friends
Spiking is volleyball
Except for Dorothy's friends, this park is straight
Cross country technique
Talk to the people with the sticks
In chatrooms a wall flower (bedroom wall)
Speculate in Oz

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Ready, Freddy?
Welcome to the Loopy Fruit podcast (in Chicago!)
This is David and Raul
Happy Summer
Paradise rice
Hi - Hello, Tokyo!
We love sushi
Weenie Roast
Boys club and strippers and sausage
Disco ball
I love the nightlife, I love to boogie
Past the witching hour
Whipped cream burns
Sticky tacky tips
Friday sailing
Small craft advisory
Macadamia Nuts
Great inland sea: Lake Michigan
Southerners think...
Southern Joe and sailing season
Shout outs: Ken, Bob from Montana, Sarah!
Seven words do not make a citizen
Philippine-ized
Loopy Fruit Facebook account
We think Facebook is WAY better than MySpace
Not really women - they are spammers
This feature doesn't work - from Tom
Tennis with Ray Ray
Online adventures update
Nipples recovered
Pokes or winks, poke us, POKE IT, UK!
HP's boudoir
You can't rush music
Turning heads going supersonic

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Welcome!
David and Raul welcome you to the progrum
What is Gaysian?
Gay Asian sensation sweeping the nation
Rainy day
Chinese lady
We hope you feel better - get over it
Shout outs first: Maria, Shannon, Leo, Thom, Rhonda, Maggie, Vivian, Linda, Yolanda, Jimmy at the Tamale Hut, Sean, Dustin, Gus!
Stand-up comic not funny
Qdoba has some attractive patrons
Eye candy for dessert
No bartender at party
Double your flavor
If you have any, tell your friends
Tequila will kill ya
Superior to all the drunks
Tiramisu - pick me up
Rum is a downer
Buca di Beppo
Acknowledging Gus' existence
De-Lovely movie
Cole Porter freaks
Alanis Morissette
Sheryl Crow
Robbie Williams
Blu Ray Ray
Draino
Raul's been busy
Jump from prude to slut
Slut vs. whore
Mr. Big
Online dating tips
Choose a good picture
Raul needs to see what's down there
Face man
"Eyes Without A Face" by Billy Idol
Some French
Bag Balm
Udders, piercings, cuticles
Tore up from the toe up
Chafing
Truth in advertising
Good for your ego
Monet art lesson

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You heard it - we mean it!
Welcome to Loopy Fruit!
This is David and Raul, your hosts
Market Days
Joy at Joy's with Red
Crew on Southern Joe's boat
Shout out: Misty and Dan!
Treating them swell - 8 foot drop
Discussing summer plans: Fort Wayne, Indiana
I don't need to hear about your private life!
Four way - Fort Wayne
Short Bus - intelligent, sexy, comedic
Talking about movies whenever
Traditional Chinese Canadian family
Spikey Gaysian look - Purdy Red
Shout outs: Greg and Aaron, Michael!
Dunk tank hotties and hose boys
Get Around Chicago
Floating camera
Harry Potter catch-up: get to it
Some people haven't read Harry
Meg and Walgreen's
Cigarette break
Staining the counter
Sugar free
Shout out: Tim!
F2F
Second Life boyfriend Kev
Voice activated
This is a gay establishment...
Asked to go to a straight bar on Showtune Sunday
David is greedy
Attractive friends with deep, sexy voices
Shout out: Gus!
Criffy
Raul's gay to-do list update
Goodie basket was big
Bouncy shoes
Scrunchy wrist bands
Freemasonry
New headphones
Telling Pipes from Six String Bliss podcast
Nothing against Target

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It's Loopy Fruit podcast!
Welcome! This is David and Raul -
Fruits who work in the Loop in Chicago
Getting readjusted
Raul's brillo pad
Jada is a freak, nice hair
David is not inked - how about a bicep
Which arm? Left or right
Same with earrings
Week in Indiana Dunes with MJ's family
OUR neices and nephews are perfectly behaved
I'm not prepared to speak on the telephone
All of Hailey's gay uncles
Taking South Shore train
Time at the beach
Teva tan ruined
Venetian Night waves
Bobbing up and down
Fans who won't quit us
Stake it, UK - please e-mail us
Shout out: Brittany!
Aunt Marsha!
Bridge collapse
Cousin terminology: Twice removed
Stopping by Wig's volleyball game at Montrose Beach
Shout out: Wigmor and Jason!
Tim has a lot to say
More skin sweetens the deal - skin is in
300 DVD release
IMAX theatre experience
Alexander Director's Cut
Colin Farrell
Gay men's digital library selections: erotica
H.P.'s nerve to criticize, but looks good in jeans
Favorite male porn star
Hybrid of Ralph Fiennes and Scott Bakula
Lee Adama character on Battlestar Galactica
Subscriptions to erotic websites
Sean Cody
DRM - digital rights management
Spartan shorty-shorts
Angelie Jolie
Coupling - British version of Friends?
Little Britain - we love British imports
Ab Fab is on Raul's gay to-do list
Point system - cash in prize at Cupid's Treasure
Market Days
Crew members on evening cruise
Guitars, boats don't mix
Benefit for Stephen
Party for 50th episode / progrum!

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Welcome and thanks for joining us!
This is the Loopy Fruit podcast:
David is Gay Caucasian
Raul is Gaysian and we LOVE gay softball
Joining us today is Jason and Wigmor!
The Bucks Nuts beat the Center on Halsted's Ladybugs
Hot catching those balls
Home team fields first and bats last
Wig plays volleyball, real volleyball
Bi every other week, gay all the time
Does every Asian play tennis or volleyball
Gaysia softball team
"They are our country girls"
Singing Sound of Music while riding bikes
Getting hammered at Jackhammer later
It's not about winning, it's about cruising
Gaysian spice
No straight guys on Ladybugs
Jason's gay card in danger, butchiness too much to take
Fashion intervention?
Never pry away my t-shirts!
Cherish the love we have...
Jason needs tequila to sing
Hanging out at Big Chicks, Sidetrack, Crew
Indulging Wig's baby
Crew sponsors Summit and Sierra Crew team
Center on Halsted also co-sponsors a team with Little Jim's
Jackhammer sponsors THREE teams!
Wig doesn't drink beer, David doesn't drink alcohol at all
Cheerleading for Cheryl at bat!
Origin of Ladybugs
Short Center position
Squat when you bat
Janet Jackson circa Poetic Justice
Janet who?
Name your diva
Liz Phair is a rockin' woman
Filipino Gaysians get together and start talking Tagalog
Football: Chicago Bears, Greenbay Packers
Brett Farbs
English is whack, Tagalog is easy?
Thanks for the chat!

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Welcome!
This is D-A-V-I-I-D and R-A-U-L
South field - can't stay away from jocks
Center on Halsted Ladybugs vs. Buck's Nuts
Knees burned from sailing
"I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry"
Adam Sandler and
Kevin James (former King of Queens)
Loopy Fruits want to learn and grow (and watch jocks)
Movie in the Park at Hollywood Beach: Cabaret
Liza Minnelli
Michael York
HP and his fitted sheet
Screw Maximilian!
David can catch
Meeting Corey and Norell's cats
Raul purrs
Cheryl at bat
Wild Reef exhibit at Shedd Aquarium - Filipino fishermen
Allergic to cats - never had breast milk
Winning matters?
Team cheers
Doctor says I'll be back on my knees in no time
Welcome to Mike!
Cha Cha!
Ear! (The B was lost)
Free Press: Buck's Saloon
Gays are as good as straight people playing sports
Cheryl!
Trailer trash Bingo host
Size matters in softball (12 inches, not 16 diameter)
Position is upright
Transgendered - starting life as a duck
Start fundraising for Cheryl's operation
Audio recording of surgery: Owww!
"The First Cut is the Deepest" -- Sheryl Crow
Personal question for umpire
Single with cheese
Rolling with the homies (team)
Cheryl's type - equal opportunity
Safe! With protection
A glove takes the sting off
Distracted by tennis
That guy is doing the podcast is so gay!
Thank you for listening!

[Our apologies for the sound quality with our guests, one of our mics was acting up]

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A Big Loopy Fruit welcome to everyone!
David and Raul host and welcome to Michael!
Gay Day at Wrigley field